The gods have decreed Earth shall be destroyed because true love no longer exists.
Evian, the Goddess of Love, is still in our corner, and to prove the other gods wrong she has descended to Earth to find true love.
From there, you buy individual unlocks depending on which hunky guy you've decided to romance: the hospital director's suave son, your childhood sweetheart, or a surgeon who will do whatever he's told.
Kazuma must discover the secrets of Yukari's alpacalization, or learn to love her fuzzy new form.
This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.
There are also, apparently, non-potted plant woman you can date, but if you're not here to pervert your love of botany with dating then why even play this game?
killed your mom Sometimes romance can bloom out of tragedy.
That's easier said than done, however, since the gods made her leave her body behind and appear as nothing more than a head in a flowerpot.
Personally, I think is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.
You can dress her up in different hats and jewelry, or place her in different locations around your house.
All of these things will affect a litany of personality meters, ranging from 'goodwill' to 'sensibility' and the game's art style will change based on her mood.
If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.
Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.
Collected here are dating sims with the courage - and moreover the - to shatter all barriers with the power of pure love (and raging hormones).